Geez, it's like nothing ever goes on here. You seem so distant lately. I am so incredibly bored. It's not just your site; it's the whole internet. I think I've surfed the whole thing and there is nothing left for me to discover. Did you check out those flashcards? They're so *you*, I'd be surprised if you didn't own a set already. I wonder what the maximum length of a comment is. My throat is getting sore. I signed up for Vonage today. It's a good deal. I hope my phone call quality doesn't go down. At least I'll always have my cell. So, what's going on with you, anyway? Pursuing any new artistic endeavors? I ate a hell of a lot of Ben & Jerry's ice cream today. I finished off some Phish Food, and later on I had some Brownie Fudge something or other. It was quite tasty, I assure you. Oh yeah, and this tree service guy came over two days ago and offered to cut down 4 trees for $1200, so I took him up on it, giving him $600 down. He ended up cutting down one tree, leaving parts of it in my yard, and yesterday it was too windy for him to work. He should have shown up today, though, but he didn't, and now I'm wondering if he'll ever come back. That would really suck and I will be extraordinarily pissed if he doesn't come back. He called and his area code is like 100 miles away, so if I have to sue his ass in small claims court, it's going to be a pain in the bungholio, but I'll do it anyway. Did I ever tell you that I sued my home inspector for doing a lousy job? I won my case ($3800) but the guy's broke, so I put a lien on his house, so I don't think I'll be seeing any money from him for a long time. God I hate getting screwed over by people. Next time I'll tell you about my crappy speakers. Have a nice day. Give the labradoodle a hug for me. Cheers!
Anonymous, Why aren't you telling me this stuff via your cell phone or email or in person? We haven't seen each other for so long. Let's get some Starbucks, ok?
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Your artwork is simply brilliant. I love it, love it, love it. Happy freakin' Hannukah.
Why no new art lately? I'm getting bored.
Have a nice weekend!
Goddamn spammers. Die! Die! Die!
Sorry Anonymous,
Maybe if you can be bold enough and say who you really are, then I can feel inspired to give you more...art that is.
So how are we supposed to buy your art, anyway?
Contact firehead4@aol.com to purchase art and support my frappucino habit!
Do you accept Starbucks gift cards as payment?
Hmmm, in theory that sounds great, but how would i know that the gift card is not used/hot/fake, etc?
My sister bought me these flashcards, and it totally made me think of you.
Geez, it's like nothing ever goes on here. You seem so distant lately. I am so incredibly bored. It's not just your site; it's the whole internet. I think I've surfed the whole thing and there is nothing left for me to discover. Did you check out those flashcards? They're so *you*, I'd be surprised if you didn't own a set already. I wonder what the maximum length of a comment is. My throat is getting sore. I signed up for Vonage today. It's a good deal. I hope my phone call quality doesn't go down. At least I'll always have my cell. So, what's going on with you, anyway? Pursuing any new artistic endeavors? I ate a hell of a lot of Ben & Jerry's ice cream today. I finished off some Phish Food, and later on I had some Brownie Fudge something or other. It was quite tasty, I assure you. Oh yeah, and this tree service guy came over two days ago and offered to cut down 4 trees for $1200, so I took him up on it, giving him $600 down. He ended up cutting down one tree, leaving parts of it in my yard, and yesterday it was too windy for him to work. He should have shown up today, though, but he didn't, and now I'm wondering if he'll ever come back. That would really suck and I will be extraordinarily pissed if he doesn't come back. He called and his area code is like 100 miles away, so if I have to sue his ass in small claims court, it's going to be a pain in the bungholio, but I'll do it anyway. Did I ever tell you that I sued my home inspector for doing a lousy job? I won my case ($3800) but the guy's broke, so I put a lien on his house, so I don't think I'll be seeing any money from him for a long time. God I hate getting screwed over by people. Next time I'll tell you about my crappy speakers. Have a nice day. Give the labradoodle a hug for me. Cheers!
Anonymous,
Why aren't you telling me this stuff via your cell phone or email or in person? We haven't seen each other for so long. Let's get some Starbucks, ok?
You're right. I'm going to start emailing. Look for Sarcastic Monkey.
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